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Old March 16th, 2005, 06:18 PM   #1
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think of an egg.

If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
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Old March 16th, 2005, 06:42 PM   #2
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OLD!!
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Old March 16th, 2005, 06:52 PM   #3
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but pretty dam funny
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Old March 16th, 2005, 09:35 PM   #4
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first time i saw that and its pretty dang halarious!! but yea my dad said that was the greatest ever! ... he said u all have character!
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Old March 16th, 2005, 09:39 PM   #5
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well its new to me, and hiliarous. ahaha everytime I read it I laugh.
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Old March 16th, 2005, 09:49 PM   #6
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If your having a real bad day think of this.

Your a siamese twin, your brother is ### and your not and you share the same arse and he has a date coming over tonight
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Old March 17th, 2005, 10:00 AM   #7
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Wow, can't imagine why that dude was banned.

I just hope pre-school starts soon so he has something to occupy his day with now that he can't post here......
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